Zebra Crossing

I went up to my bosses office to have a chat and see how everything was going etc. Anyway, there was this sign on her desk about zebra crossings. It was some fucking dumb arse thing that one of the other managers had written about the zebra crossings at work. We have a lot of traffic go through the terminal at work and there are set walkways. Anyway the sign went something like this.. Staff are reminded that the zebra crossings in the yard do not give pedestrians right of way. Pedestrians must still give way to vehicular traffic. .. Anyway that seemed really dumb to me beacuse it is the exact opposite of what happens in the real world. It must have seemed so to someone else as well because they wrote on the bottom "zebra crossings are for the use of zebras only. anyone crossing the crossing must be accompanied by a zebra. Zebras must also wear there reflective vests."

So anyway I found that pretty funny and I said that whoever wrote the sign fucking deserved it becuase if was fucking stupid and i said it pretty loudly too, not knowing that the person who wrote it was in the office right next to the one i was in.. haha stupid woman... stupid sign.. probably deserved it.