It's my birthday boy or girl.
Well yeah, it's my birthday. I'm 22 now and I guess I've had the last of the milestone birthdays for a while now. I've been 16, 18 and 21. Well I think I was.
16 was a bit of a blur. I remember vomiting on a tree in a very 16 year old way and the tree was never the same again. In fact it died and there is still nothing growing in that spot.
I can't recall what I did for my 18th. That wasn't all that long ago. Hrmm. Maybe it will come to me during my ramblings.
21 was was pretty good. It was tacked onto the side of Glen's 21st. I remember swearing a lot with glen's grandparents around and getting dirty looks from his mum.
I guess that means the next milestone is the quarter century mark.
In other news this is a copy of an SMS that Gareth sent me on Sunday afternoon:
In royal adelaide. Got squashed between ski boat and car. Pelvic injuries but no damage to bones. Going to theatre to get stiched up. Am ok.
Sweet mother of christ was that a shock. I wasn't really sure how to take that, so I took a few minutes to compose myself and gave him a call.
I got Cathy when I called him and she sounded pretty shaken up. It was her dad that was driving the ski boat at the time, so they both felt pretty bad I think.
He is a very luck boy. He was some distance out of Adelaide at the time and even being airlifted from the scene it still took him two hours to get to the hospital.
Very lucky.
Back to the phone call. One of the first things that Gareth said to me through the morphine haze was that his dong and associated paraphernalia were ok.
100% Gareth statement. Awesome.
16 was a bit of a blur. I remember vomiting on a tree in a very 16 year old way and the tree was never the same again. In fact it died and there is still nothing growing in that spot.
I can't recall what I did for my 18th. That wasn't all that long ago. Hrmm. Maybe it will come to me during my ramblings.
21 was was pretty good. It was tacked onto the side of Glen's 21st. I remember swearing a lot with glen's grandparents around and getting dirty looks from his mum.
I guess that means the next milestone is the quarter century mark.
In other news this is a copy of an SMS that Gareth sent me on Sunday afternoon:
In royal adelaide. Got squashed between ski boat and car. Pelvic injuries but no damage to bones. Going to theatre to get stiched up. Am ok.
Sweet mother of christ was that a shock. I wasn't really sure how to take that, so I took a few minutes to compose myself and gave him a call.
I got Cathy when I called him and she sounded pretty shaken up. It was her dad that was driving the ski boat at the time, so they both felt pretty bad I think.
He is a very luck boy. He was some distance out of Adelaide at the time and even being airlifted from the scene it still took him two hours to get to the hospital.
Very lucky.
Back to the phone call. One of the first things that Gareth said to me through the morphine haze was that his dong and associated paraphernalia were ok.
100% Gareth statement. Awesome.
posted by Matt.. at 6:17 pm
6 Comments:
umm isnt a ski boat supposed to go on water?
or perhapes the car was driving on the river.
mmm river car
sign me up for one mister burns
hrmm... probably should have included the river car in my story hey?
what happened is that the boat trailer has no winch, thus the need to drive it like crazy men onto the trailer.
some kind of 100ft jump i think
Your 16th. Projectile Vomiting on someone on your way out to the garden, and being Cheered along by your parents and relations, then being put to be at about 7:30...
Your 18th.
Huge party at your mum and dads place, with suck highligts as
"Smokeing macrae out of the toilet with the smoke machine"
"Taking the life size Keanu Reeves card board cut out onto the road to stop trafic"
"Smokeing macrae out of the toilet with the smoke machine again"
"Laurie & Nicks adventure to the mystical "red light" which they proceeded to piss all over"
"Smokeing macrae out of the toilet with the smoke machine again"
"Turning Ramstien's Engel up so loud that we nearly exploded heads"
"using the smoke machine to make so much smoke your dad disapeared on the balcony."
"Me pissing from the balcony onto the dog"
I think thats about it.
Awesome qoutes from Luenburger the rude bastad, and troy, the weird bastad as well.
Your 21st discription was quite good.
Also i forgot to add me jumping over the fire, cept not making it and burn fuck outa my hands...
but i was drunk so i solidered on!
Also the ants comment is a fair one.
Gibbos parents house seems to be one giant ants nest.
Also ALSO ALSO
I was taking people on tours of matts house, including his dad (who lived there) and even showing the room where matt and jill were having sex...
good times..
I left that bit to the end of the tour, but i did it like 3 times...
Why didnt they lock the door or somehting....
ahhh fuck.. it's all coming back to me now... 16th and 18th seem to have moulded themselves together in my head.. 18th party was freaking awesome. hhhahah poor macrae.
yes i remember glen bringing all manner of people to see my birthday sex rampage. .. .
that was almost as funny as the broken bed.
Nearly...
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